It's a Hard Knock Life

I thought I would take a break from the mind-numbing ritual of applying for about fifty jobs a day, with no results, to blog.  At least I feel somewhat productive when I do this, which is the exact opposite of how I feel typing my personal details and professional accomplishments into companies’ websites that will never call me.  I know this sounds a tad pessimistic, but I have been out of work now for six months, and I guess you could say I am going a bit stir crazy.

Seriously though, where do all the applications go and who are the people getting these jobs?  I just have no idea.  I have tried every way I know how to prevent my resume from going into the black hole portal, and never even being given a second glance.  If all the “buzz” words aren’t there, it never even makes it to a recruiter.   Is it really all about knowing someone on the inside?  I guess I could consider throwing myself in front of their cars as they pull out of the parking lot just to get a minute of their time, or peppering all entrances to the building with my resume, on pink lilac-scented posterboard.

When I initially moved here, it was to pursue opportunities in the music industry.  Now that very little has worked out in that department, I have decided to expand my search to anything and everything that I might be qualified for.  Several jobs that I found recently on craigslist include a lice removal specialist (training provided), a martial arts weapon specialist for children, and a behavior interventionist.  We’ll see if I get a call back, but I’m sure you have to have at least 5-10 years of experience for each, and be willing to work for minimum wage.

If there is anyone in your life who ever has been or is currently unemployed, be kind to them.  With a time like this come feelings of incompetence, worthlessness and self-doubt.  It is very difficult to stay motivated to continue the process, and also to remain confident in your skill set and what you could bring to the table.  I’ve read all the self-help articles about how to successfully push through this time, and maybe it’s just a matter of me getting off my tush and taking the advice.